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2006-01-17 - 6:18 p.m.

Here's the funniest spam of the day:

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From: The Cornell Higher Education Program[SMTP:Cornell_HigherEducation@clickitmail.com]
Sent: Tuesday, January 17, 2006 1:50 PM
Subject: Center for Better Employment

Just a Reminder;

Our University Enrollment department has been trying to contact you.
We feel you may be eligble for a degree based upon you past work experience.

The date for qualifying for our 2 week degree program is ending on
Friday, January 20th, 2006.

As of now we can only offer you a BA, BSc, or a MA.
If you enroll by the due date then your degree of
choice and transcripts could be sent to you within 2 weeks.

Enrollment Office:
1-206-337-1111

And here's the punchline:

(signed) Bud Cornell
BSc Education
Administration Office

Heh heh.

So I wrote up this 4 meme thingy, so I might as well post it. Thanks to Painterwoman

Four jobs I've had:
1) Deli meat slicer
2) Census taker
3) Typist for the Electric Sewer Cleaning Company (fortunately only for 2 days)
4) Piano tuner

Four places I've lived:
1) Marblehead, Mass.
2) Snyder, NY
3) Charlotte, NC
4) Cambridge, Mass.

Four movies I'd watch again.
1) My Dinner with Andre
2) American Beauty
3) City Lights
4) Amelie

Four TV shows I love to watch
1) My Name is Earl
2) Good Eats
3) Amazing Race
4) Criminal Minds

Four of my favorite foods.
1) Doritos
2) Soup
3) Grilled Cheese
4) Chocolate

Four Places I'd rather be right now:
1) Key West
2) In an expensive hotel in New York City
3) In front of a roaring fire (in a fireplace, thank you)
4) Poolside

2006-01-15 - 10:43 p.m.

Yeah, it's been an entire year since I last updated this page. Ya wanna make sumthin of it? Huh? It's not as though anything's changed: we still have mice, and cats that enjoy catching them, Dubya is still making unnecessary and unwise decisions, I still get mysterious spam, the religious right is still managing to usurp all government powers, and our kitchen ceiling is still leaking.

Of course we do have a couple of new family members....

Here's family addition #1:
Jet, the "pink" puppy, adorable at 8 weeks

At 10 weeks, doing what she loves best

And at 4 months, looking practically grown up

And here's addition #2:
Rosie, taking a rest

And here's #1 mauling #2:


It seems only right to mention that #1 is a Belgian Sheepdog puppy (aka Groenendael) and #2 is a Roomba. Not because you didn't already know that, but because otherwise Google will not be able to find us. heh.

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